1. I'm alive
2. I have not made any (notable) progress on the game.
Well hey there internet! Yes, it's been too long. Which is the new normal for me I guess? Not exactly the reputation I wanted, but I reckon it's the bed I've made for myself. So, uh, how are you?
Really just another non-update here. I hate seeing a dead web page. So let me throw another smattering of games at you that you might have missed to fill some space.
As for me, life isn't bad really. Actually, I'd dare say it's "good" even, just very busy. Work thinks I'm fire and they actually have my back. Friends have all returned from COVID hibernation - even reunited with a few old ones - nice! And my health is been better than it has been in ages. Seriously, exercise some, drink water, & get enough sleep - wow, what a difference. I still hate people who preach that shit, but it's real.
Thinking seriously about my game for a moment, I don't see me being able to work on this in the near future. Most likely path is that I pick this up when I retire. I'd really like that actually, would give me something to do to stay sharp. But that's probably 7 years from now, plus or minus a bit. That's a LONG time in digital land. I have enough backup copies and old PCs laying around that I'm confident I could make Flash maker go. I'm much less confident y'all will be able to actually play it on whatever version of Windows is around in 2030. (My bet is "Windows eCloud uConnect Pro 2030, Patriot Edition"). So, maybe I pick up the sprites and try to port them to a new language? I don't know, that will be a question for another day. But it's the kind of thoughts that are on my mind.
Anyway, let's talk about some games that I like and you might have missed:
Edgelords
by Urban Meadows / Sinner's Lotion
https://store.steampowered.com/curator/37649634
(because it's a XXX game, you have to be signed in to Steam as an adult for the link to work. Otherwise you'll just see the PG stuff by Urban Meadows. If you get stuck, just search for Edgelords.)
Okay, this is a deck builder with porn. Cards have erotic art, and winner gets a nice little animation of them fucking the loser. Except it's a deck builder where you don't get to build a deck. In fact, you never even really get to look at the deck, you have to figure it out as you play. So I guess it's not a deck builder? Man, this is why I don't write marketing fluff.
What surprised me here was that the game actually works as a game. I've played several adult themed deck-builders, and they all fall flat. Either the gameplay isn't good, or it doesn't complement the porn, or the porn is in the way (which is weird problem for a porn game). The game here is fun enough, but doesn't overstay it's welcome. And I like (most) of the artwork. My only complaint is there's a bit too much bulging/swelling for the catcher - that and there's a bit too much futa on futa, which is jarring when both characters started as girls - could really use a toggle here.
Still, I liked it so much I went and bought a copy, and that was after playing the pirated version. So I liked it enough I wanted to support the devs. I'd consider that pretty high praise, so here it is on the list.
by Psyber Psycho
Okay, this is just a dating sim with some different components. Girls come to your bar & order a drink, you find the drink in the list & put the ingredients together. Do it right & they'll hang out & you have a small conversation. Do this enough times & they'll come home with you for a nice little reward scene.
Is this game great? Honestly, no. But there's been so many 'me too' games in the cybernetic future lately, it's rare to see one that's not a total cash grab. This one has heart, I can tell it's trying to be more. And the artwork is honestly gorgeous to me, but that's subjective. If you like the images above, this one might be worth the download. Just understand it's a small game, don't go in with huge expectations.
Riding to Bounce City
by JaezX / Trigon Fan
This is another small game. Pilot your girl down the road, grab the power-ups, avoid the obstacles. Oh, BTW, she's riding a vibrator the entire time - moaning and eventually orgasming if you do well enough. All you have to do is not focus on that part. Easy, right?
Some of the levels are very weird, but hey, you can pick the starting theme from the get go. Multiple girls as well. There's not a lot here, but if you like games with continual, slow buildup, you should check this out.
Handyman Legend
by Super Serious Studio
You're a handyman. Visit your customers to repair their appliances. If you're really good, you'll have time to molest them while you're working - eventually getting them so horny that you end up in their bedroom for some nice animations.
Beware you're the NTR'er in this case. You are cheating with bored housewives. If that's not your thing, you might stay clear.
Solas City Heros
by Mr. Zed / Skyflare Studios
Seems like I've linked to every one of Mr. Zed's games at some point or another. So it's highly unlikely this one slipped under your radar. But his latest game is great, possibly his best yet. It would be poor form of me to skip it.
Side scrolling brawler with real time sex. Unlike the other games I've mentioned here, this is a full game. There is a lot of content here. Plenty of levels to fight through, customize characters, bondage, upgrades, special moves. Really, it's hard to ask for more from an adult fighting game. (Personally, I wish jump was actually useful, but that's a very minor nitpick). Definitely check this out if you haven't already.
